PAWS UP BITCHES!

Today has been a good day.

A maaaaaaaaaaaaarvvveeeelllooouuussssssss day.

YEP she did it.
My fantastic friend Rosie got us tickets to see LADY FRIEKIN' GAGA!

*Wipes tear of joy*

Truly a reason to be happy to be alive.

September the 8th we shall be at Twickenham (is that how you spell it?)For the Born This Way Ball.

To say I'm excited is an understatement. It's going to be EPIC.

This does however beg the question, what does one wear to an audience with THE GAGA?

APPARENTLY the GAGA wants her little monsters (i.e the audience, well if the shoe fits!) to wear ball gowns. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yea OK. Sounds cool. But i think something a little less bride of Frankenstein for me.

My immediate reaction to the ball gown idea is no, Purely because people will be trampling all over it mid performance. So alas no.

Anyone who knows me knows its any excuse to dress up. And i have done the gaga-esque mirror tiles before. See exhibit a.)

So shall i do this again? Maybe.

What I've always like about GAGA is well basically she is CLEARLY MAD AS A BOX OF FROGS. But then i like nuts people. The music is good and her voice is amazing and all that. But i do love a spectacle. I just think if your gunna get up there and sing a song then at least wear something you cant buy in top shop ay? GAGA. exhibit b.)

I love that in NO WAY  is that huge wig even trying to look real. Respect.


One of my fave films is PARTY MONSTER. Its about the new york club kids. Who made fancy dress into an extreme and often avant garde art form. Here is the trailer. Macaulay Cullin is in it and is totally hot. Bless him.

That film has some outfits i am waiting for an excuse to wear at parties. Exhibit c.)

 

Too much?

Now the worry IS. IF i were to wear this to GAGA, would the actually let me in?

Here's the back view.

God it's sooooooooooooo slutty isn't it. But looks like it'd be fun (if not a bit chilly) to wear out.

Its such a shame you cant wear this sort of thing and get away with it.I'd love to live in a world wear i could walk through my local high street wearing this



and come back alive! Oddly i do really like the haircut as well. But i think you have to be a prettier/butcher version of me to carry it off. Though another haircut added to the fantasy haircuts folder in the picture section of my laptop.


Although i did borrow the blue ear thing a couple of times and still enjoyed myself.

Thats me in my Andy Warhol photograph of Liza Minnelli t-shirt that my friend made me. Like it? For an affordable price I'm sure she'd consider doing a personalised t-shirt or vest for you too.

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bye for now.

and remember as GAGA says "YOU'RE BORN THIS WAY!"

M. X